
Home sick today, and the things I miss out on when I work regular hours during the week. Things like daytime infomercials. I just caught the tail end of one that caught my eye: something called “yoga booty ballet“.
It seems like a typical cardio workout series, with spandex clad stepford models getting in touch with their inner chakras by sweatin’ to bad background music. But what exactly does this have to do with yoga? Maybe they need the inner peace that yoga gives them to assuage guilt over the amount of money they spend on cosmetic dentistry and plastic surgery. Or maybe they’re just using yoga as a buzz-word to try to market to yet another niche segment of the daytime shut-in demographic.







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